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ch1ck3n.s0up
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 Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 6:26 am Post subject: women may not understand this one |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii77HwzYmvo
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5incerely,
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| I was thinking of changing it. You can have it. |
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Smegma
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| Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 6:29 am Post subject: |
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LoL. None of them washed their hands?
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Smegma
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A lady wakes up in the morning only to find her husband sobbing uncontrollably in the kitchen, "What's wrong she cries?!"
"Do you remember our first kiss?" he asks.
"Yes." she responds.
"Do you remember a week later when your father caught us in the back seat of my car and said if I didn't marry you I'd go to jail for twenty years?"
"Yes." she responds.
"I would've got out today!!!" he wails.
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barbie
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| Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:47 am Post subject: |
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find it very offensive
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why don't you go and just not look at us "females" and go marry beer
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Smegma
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| Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:46 am Post subject: |
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| barbie wrote: |
find it very offensive
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why don't you go and just not look at us "females" and go marry beer |
NP. I'll close my eyes while I'm doing it.
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barbie
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| Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:50 am Post subject: |
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k no woman wants u anyways
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Smegma
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I like cats. Furry ones too.
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{RT}MankindsFall
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Smegma
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That's a nice picture of a nicely trimmed cat. 
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Smegma
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You win barbie, but I'll still keep the first joke.
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SiLKZ
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| Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:50 am Post subject: |
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| barbie wrote: |
find it very offensive
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why don't you go and just not look at us "females" and go marry beer |
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barbie
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| Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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yeah u wish! lol
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VendettA
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My how far our society has fallen. Dem were the good old days.
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